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Surfer ‘Light Bulb’ jokes

Surfer ‘Light Bulb’ jokes

Posted by on Mar 7, 2013 in Surfing

Here’s the collector’s edition of….

“Jaz Kaner’s Lightbulb jokes for Surfers”

(Originally published in Surfer Magazine, 2001)

Q: How many surfers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Four. One climbs the ladder and the other three brag about all the great light bulbs they had yesterday.

 

Q: How many soul surfers does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  None; there was nothing wrong with the old light bulb, man.

 

Q: How many surf photographers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: You don’t need to change it, stupid; it’s a darkroom..

 

Q: How many lifeguards does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: “Sir, you’ll have to take your light bulbs down past the flag…”

 

Q: How many bodyboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Kids shouldn’t play with electricity.

 

Q: How many longboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one, but the old fart’s gonna take ALL of the lightbulbs.

 

-pau-

 

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