Surfer ‘Light Bulb’ jokes

Here’s the collector’s edition of….

“Jaz Kaner’s Lightbulb jokes for Surfers”

(Originally published in Surfer Magazine, 2001)

Q: How many surfers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Four. One climbs the ladder and the other three brag about all the great light bulbs they had yesterday.

 

Q: How many soul surfers does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  None; there was nothing wrong with the old light bulb, man.

 

Q: How many surf photographers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: You don’t need to change it, stupid; it’s a darkroom..

 

Q: How many lifeguards does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: “Sir, you’ll have to take your light bulbs down past the flag…”

 

Q: How many bodyboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Kids shouldn’t play with electricity.

 

Q: How many longboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one, but the old fart’s gonna take ALL of the lightbulbs.

 

-pau-

 

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