Here’s the collector’s edition of….
“Jaz Kaner’s Lightbulb jokes for Surfers”
(Originally published in Surfer Magazine, 2001)
Q: How many surfers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four. One climbs the ladder and the other three brag about all the great light bulbs they had yesterday.
Q: How many soul surfers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None; there was nothing wrong with the old light bulb, man.
Q: How many surf photographers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You don’t need to change it, stupid; it’s a darkroom..
Q: How many lifeguards does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: “Sir, you’ll have to take your light bulbs down past the flag…”
Q: How many bodyboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Kids shouldn’t play with electricity.
Q: How many longboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but the old fart’s gonna take ALL of the lightbulbs.
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